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Ten ways to annoy Ruki

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Ten Ways to Annoy Ruki

10. Change his ringtone to 'Shortie Like Mine' By Lil' Bow wow

9. Write him a fanmail officially dubbing him 'Lil Ruki'

8. Tell him that he needs to stop being so picky when it comes to girls. Just admit to being gay and everything will be perfectly okay, it's what his fans want.

7. Ask him when he's going to ask Reita out.

6. Ask him where he keeps his drugs.

5. Steal his equipment.

4. Steal his clothes.

3. Ask him who his hairstylist is and how much he is paying them.

2. Ask him why he likes girls to sleep in a ball, then ask him if that's just one of his weird fetishes that he has.

1. Give him the hugest bear hug you've ever given and lift him off the ground.
I got super bored. Ha ha. I love Ruki....T^T But seriously, wouldn't these just annoy him? (If you really want to annoy him, then....good luck. XD)

Ruki is the vocalist of the GazettE :iconimhappyplz:
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JeRi332's avatar
haha. 'its what the fans want' :D funny